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As requested by PJS, of "NOW A Warning" fame, my main man in NYC, I present to you:

Seven things

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
one) Visit NYC (Manhattan)
two) See more of Europe, like Ireland, Sweden, Norway, Italy, Greece, et al.
three) Have a career/job that I actually like
four) Read more classics
five) Get in shape
six) Quit smoking
seven) Become fabulously wealthy and eccentric

Seven things you can do:
one) Wiggle my ridiculously small, child-sized....ears
two) Remember and recite lines from movies to express my current sentiments (much like Mary Katherine Gallagher)
three) Pretty closely replicate a black&white photo/print by drawing it
four) Write a 40-page paper on "Showman P.T. Barnum's Contribution to Modern Publicity and Promotions" in one night - and get an 'A' on it - for Mass Media History class
five) Procrastinate for an incredibly long time about working and cleaning
six) Convince people I'm a Kennedy - or the heir to a great Southern tobacco dynasty (in that case, I always say my name is Gavin Grey)
seven) Win an argument

Seven things you can't do:
one) Play a musical instrument
two) Tolerate stupidity
three) Drive slowly
four) Have much patience for extremists (liberal or conservative)
five) Add without the use of my fingers - seriously
six) Leave the house without showering
seven) Find a guy where there's mutual interest and mutual levels of "like"

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
(As did PJS, I'm claiming poetic license, and changing this to "same" sex)
one) Overall face
two) Masculinity
three) Personality/Sense of humor
four) Well-groomed
five) Intelligence (can carry on a conversation)
six) Athletic (it's my dream to find a hot football/baseball player)
seven) Issues (apparently)

Seven things you say most:
one) "Can I start a tab?"
two) "oh, goooood...." (in Southern accent when unpleasing news is announced)
three) "shut it"
four) "ummm....no"
five) "I'm gonna be a little late"
six) "Hi, this is Reid. I'm a recruiter for Xxxx and I came across your resume on HotJobs..."
seven) "I just saw my next ex-boyfriend"

Seven celebrity crushes:
one) Nick Lachey
two) Wally Zieboraokjdoidsdfdkl (Minnesota Timberwolves player)
three) Christopher Meloni (Law & Order)
four) David Beckham
five) Toss-up between Steve Young & Brett Favre
six) Dr. Christian (Julian McMahon) on Nip/Tuck (Sean (Dylan Walsh) is cute too)
seven) Ty Pennington

Seven people you want to take this quiz:
one) Brechi
two) ZeppGoddess
three) Twinkie
four) BigLug
five) Agniezka
six) Katie
seven) WaitingToDerail

**plus whomever else would like too steal this is welcome to spread it around (ahem to others I've already "tagged" before).