Gay.Com is Horrid

You know those friends who enjoy putting themselves thru hell?? You know her/him -- S/he's the one who always has an asshole boyfriend and/or the one who weighs about 90 pounds and says things like, "I'm so fat." Yeah, besides wanting to scream, "Yeah - have another pizza, fatty!", that's me when it comes to that damn Gay.com. This is where the gays go on the Internet to meet dudes. I hate it. I have to say that I am happy w/ my looks, etc., but the guys on there just piss me off. And there's always the one you hate, whom you're hoping somebody will say "You're not all that and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos mixed with Top the Tater (yum)" But, no...they're the one who all the guys keep commenting "will you marry me??" I just want to scream, "HE'S AN ASSHOLE!!" And, "Quit standing by me, Ashton Kutcher-look-a-like because apparently, Jesus can't see me with your tall hotness jerk ass in my way!!!"
I hate gay.com --- but, alas, how else am i going to meet fun boys in Minneapolis?? And what's worse??? The token 35 year old who's like, "don't talk to me unless you're 18-23...." Ummm....you're older than I am, loser, so don't snub me. And you're ugly.
Okay - I feel better now for venting. Gay men, by nature, are mean. MEAN!! That's it....I'm going straight.