Friday, January 06, 2006

My Sissies are gonna bitch...


My asshole dad died in 1997. Since then, my awesome Mother hasn't had even one date.

A Readers' Digest version of her:
Popular in h.s., a Queen....met the cute jock when she was a freshman in 1955. Got pregnant in 1958. Got married in 1958. Had first baby in 1958. Proceeded to have 6 kids with him. Divorced in 1976. Met my dad in 1976 (he saw her POW bracelet for Vietnam Vets and she was vastly unhappy -- he was a small town football coach afterall). Got pregnant and married again. Had my bro in '76, then me in '78. Got beat up for the next 19 years. He died of Agent Orange (from Vietnam) in 1997.

She hasn't dated since.

All she wants now is nice, good looking, older man (62-70), who knows how to Jitterbug and play bridge.

So, I created a Match.Com profile for her.

(Insert Brooklyn Accent)

Is that so wrong??

I want her to know that she's still very pretty and that classy men will still find her to be worthwhile. I tell her, "get out of that small town," but she's a small town kinda gal....

Whatever...I'll let you know what/whom develops....


  • How sweet are you!! I hope she has fun with it.

    By Blogger walktrotcanter, at 5:52 AM  

  • What an amazing son you are!! Sorry to hear about your dad.
    Your mom sounds pretty exceptional.


    By Blogger The Persian, at 9:33 AM  

  • How cute that you did that for her! I hope she finds herself a nice fella.

    By Blogger ab, at 1:27 PM  

  • Awww. Hope that your mom has good luck with that!

    By Blogger Christine, at 2:45 PM  

  • I've been dying to do that for my mom. Let us know what happens.

    By Blogger VeryApeAZ, at 3:40 AM  

  • I'm gonna start looking for rich older guys in Mayberry to hook her up with.

    By Blogger Ang, at 9:36 PM  

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