My Sissies are gonna bitch...

Alright.

My asshole dad died in 1997. Since then, my awesome Mother hasn't had even one date.

A Readers' Digest version of her:
Popular in h.s., a Queen....met the cute jock when she was a freshman in 1955. Got pregnant in 1958. Got married in 1958. Had first baby in 1958. Proceeded to have 6 kids with him. Divorced in 1976. Met my dad in 1976 (he saw her POW bracelet for Vietnam Vets and she was vastly unhappy -- he was a small town football coach afterall). Got pregnant and married again. Had my bro in '76, then me in '78. Got beat up for the next 19 years. He died of Agent Orange (from Vietnam) in 1997.

She hasn't dated since.

All she wants now is nice, good looking, older man (62-70), who knows how to Jitterbug and play bridge.

So, I created a Match.Com profile for her.

(Insert Brooklyn Accent)

Is that so wrong??

I want her to know that she's still very pretty and that classy men will still find her to be worthwhile. I tell her, "get out of that small town," but she's a small town kinda gal....

Whatever...I'll let you know what/whom develops....