Saturday, January 26, 2008

I'm sorry....Did I turn fat??

I remember when I was the cute, young guy. It was 1999 and I was barely 21, with a goatee (we all had them then). I was brand new to hanging out at gay bars....and a guy even bought a beer for me.

I guess I'm getting older b/c nobody has sent a beer in my direction since 2003. Oh well!

You breeders don't even know how hard....ahem, is.

Gay guys are so picky!

"God, give me the strength to be gay in this Society. And lead me not into temptation. For, thine is the.....Well, just please help me from being fucked over again. Amen."

And to this, I pray....


  • That is NO WAY for a Kennedy to talk. You are the hottest number to ever hit this planet, and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

    Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it, Kiddo. ;-)

    By Blogger Twinkie, at 9:49 AM  

  • Dude, you are NOT fat (OR ugly, even though you didn't say you were)!! I hate to say it, but maybe you have a proverbial "stop sign" on your head. I know that after I got sick of dating and too tired to do it anymore, I used to have this...demeanor about myself while out that men could read from a mile away. It said something along the lines of, "Get the fuck away from me, you loser." Maybe you have the same thing going on, and men are afraid to approach you?... Good luck with that!

    Glad to see you are blogging again - I LOVED your 2057 Christmas vision. It was sad, but I also knew it wouldn't come true. C'mon...NO ONE gets tired of watching 'Titanic.' Ha!

    By Blogger AmyD, at 3:19 PM  

  • I was wastching MTV the other day It was about people who liked being fat and disregarded their friends and families attempts to make them aware of the health risks...anyhow, this guy was like 500 pounds and I am not kidding he could not keep the guys off him.I was shocked...he was real involved in this chub chaser fetish blog and men *hot* men were falling all over themselves to be with him.I just couldin't wrap my head around it...
    um, seriously I am not comparing you to the 500 pound man on t.v. by any means...It just reminded me about if I had a stereo type about gay men from the many gay men I have befriended it would be they don't much like fat boys... so I was surprised by the hot guys falling all over him.I guess their is a fetish group for just about everything.

    I should have been more aware of the whole chub chaser scene when I was dating...I certainly would have been much more popular.

    By Blogger Stacy, at 2:15 PM  

  • oh, and back on topic
    You are adoreable and I would totaly buy you a drink if I were a boy:)

    By Blogger Stacy, at 2:17 PM  

  • I agree with Twinkie, a Kennedy could never be fat. They are too rich to let that happen. Just rememebr you are a fabulous Kennedy and all men will love you. You are so lucky you are not a breeder, that's how I got fat.

    By Blogger Ang, at 11:59 PM  

  • By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:07 PM  

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